as soon as i saw the "no mythical creatures were harmed in the making of this video" announcement, i knew that it was all gonna be a mess.
ke$ha is the most mainstream artist of the day. she's in the spotlight for appearing the way she is and being so risky. moving along.
the video starts with a glass of champagne being poured and it gives you the image of classiness. and then she starts to talk. this irrelevant CRAP about a bear putting on pants comes out of her mouth and she finishes by saying that she was elected to parliament. never in a million years, ke$ha, never in a million freaking years. did i mention she discussing with these two unicorn humans who can't control their eye movements? then, some dude sends her a piece of cheese. on a positive note, ke$ha looks the cleanest i've ever seen her in this video.
she makes her way over to this anonymous dude while licking unicorns and weaving through them while they make out. all very dramatic.
can we just discuss the attire in this video. she looks pretty appropriate at the cocktail party or whatever, but on the screen flash, it's a disaster. too much glitter and chains. the girl has GUNS ON HER SHOE, she's grinding on a uni-human and licking her fingers and randomly making out with one eyed uni-human. sooo seductive.
then, the guy rips off his sleeves and the rest of his jacket, because buttons are just so difficult. they both reach into their clothes and pull off their bras. (don't ask)
finally, we are introduced to anonymous man, whose name is james vanderdouche. so much class here, typical ke$ha. then, some STUPID dialogue about names, cheese, and dancing that will never occur. the dance is actually a laser shootout with laser bullets that turn into rainbows and sparkles. they are obliterating the uni-humans who actually seemed to be having a civilized time. ke$ha kills james and hangs his head on the wall. she laughs obnoxiously with a bunch of uni-humans and the video ends with an awkward staring contest type scenario.
complete bullspit.
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