***first, i must pay respects to king (itskinglseybitch) on youtube who has inspired my rants***
moving along.
personally, i love this song, and after i judged the single album cover she used on the "ft. kanye west" version, i thought the video was going to be a very cool, chic version of aliens. i expected heavy eyeliner and mascara, paired with some very shiny black blazers and probably leggings with a stilletto here or there.
maybe katy perry was trying to make a point, but all i see is a hot mess.
i admire her for trying to be unique, but this whole alien theme and indirect scenes of the superstar was too parallel universe to lady gaga's born this way/i'm in alien baby labor THING.
Anyway, we see this chick with horns wearing a sheet and flying through space in like one spot. We don't even get to see Katy's face until like tue first chorus. And all these random shots of STUFF happening doesn't really help either. I saw a flower blooming, which I could understand with all the love going on, but a freaking cheetah killing gazelle and random shots of bambi? REALLY KATY?
and then she randomly falls into a planet which is basically a giant junkyard of shiny things (and random pairs of perfect glasses). she finds this guy who is some sort of robot boy. ~SIDE NOTE: i loved her makeup in this scene, i think it was the best out of the whole video~ so she wipes the crap off of his face and some face picture thing appears like his face is a projector screen or something. and of course they kiss. but then everything jsut goes FREAKIN INSANE.
after she kisses him he turns into a naked human. specifically a naked albino black guy o_o (what is this, frog princess?) and then, katy dramatically lets go of her sheet and reveals giraffe legs. what. the. balls.
sooo, what? she's a tacky rhinoceros giraffe human alien? its a bit much if you ask me.
so they walk off into the sunset of this junkyard, giraffe legs and bare albino butt. hot mess.
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